Quotes About Dogs | 101+ Best Dog Quotes

At Woofysh, we believe that dogs are some of the most amazing creatures in the world.

And it’s only right that we honor them for all the joy and love they’ve brought us.

And as dog lovers, there is nothing better than funny, cute, and thoughtful quotes about dogs.

Here you can find our favorite quotes about your furry friend that will warm your heart and make you love them more!

You can easily save them on your computer or phone.

That way, you can share them with your friends or use them as wallpaper on your phone.

If there is not already a photo of your dog 🙂

Funny Quotes About Dogs

“What do dogs do on their day off? Can’t lie around – that’s their job.” – George Carlin

“If there are no dogs in heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went” – Will Rogers

“If you think dogs can’t count, try putting three dog biscuits in your pocket and then give him only two of them.” – Phil Pastoret

“The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.” – Andy Rooney

“Dogs never bite me. Just humans.” – Marilyn Monroe

“My cats inspire me daily. They inspire me to get a dog!” – Greg Curtis

“Handle every situation like a dog. If you can’t eat it or play with it, just pee on it and walk away.” – Anonymous

“Some days you’re the dog; some days you’re the hydrant.” – Anonymous

“This friendship is fur real.” – Anonymous

“I feel sorry for people who don’t have dogs. I hear they have to pick up food they drop on the floor.” – Anonymous

“You can trust your dog to guard your house but never trust your dog to guard your sandwich.” – Anonymous

“I will always woof you.” – Anonymous

“No home decor is complete without dog hair.” – Anonymous

“If you want the best seat in the house, you’ll have to move the dog.” – Anonymous

“Every snack you make, every meal you bake, every bite you take…I’ll be watching you.” – Anonymous

“If you’re uncomfortable around my dog, I’m happy to lock you in the other room when you come over.” – Anonymous

“I don’t who care who dies in the movie, as long as the dog lives.” – Anonymous

“If our dog doesn’t like you, we probably won’t either.” – Anonymous

“Dogs over dudes” – Anonymous

“You can usually tell that a man is good if he has a dog who loves him.” – W. Bruce Cameron

“Todays’ good mood is sponsored by my dog.” – Anonymous

“Wake up
Hug dog
Great day” – Anonymous

“Whoever said that diamonds are a girl best friend never owned a dog” – Anonymous

“Live
love
bark” – Anonymous

“What’s better than a dog?” – Anonymous

“Money can buy you a fine dog, but only love can make him wag his tail” – Kinky Friedman

“First they steal your heart, then they steal your bed” – Anonymous

“If my dog doesn’t like you, we can’t be friends” – Anonymous

“Dog hair is my glitter” – Anonymous

“All you need: coffee and dogs” – Anonymous

“I work very hard so my dog can have nice things” – Anonymous

“If I can’t bring my dog I’m not going” – Anonymous

“My windows aren’t dirty that’s my dogs nose art.” – Anonymous

“All you need is love. And a dog. OK, and maybe another dog.
But that’s it, really!” – Anonymous

“I wish I could tag my dog in memes and be like “haha that’s you”” – Anonymous

“Dogs are like potato chips. You can’t just have one.” – Anonymous

“If you want to have the best seat at home, you’ll have to move the dog” – Anonymous

“dog: woof
me: I would die for you”
– Anonymous

“I think the reason why we’re born with two hands is that we can pet two dogs at once.” – Anonymous

“If you’re uncomfortable around my dog, I’m happy to lock you in the other room when you come over.” – Anonymous

“If your dog is fat, you aren’t getting enough exercise.” – Anonymous

“The more people I meet the more I like my dog.” – Anonymous

“A well trained dog will make no attempt to share your lunch. He will just make you feel so guilty that you cannot enjoy it.” – Helen Thomson

“Dogs do speak, but only to those who know how to listen.” – Orhan Pamuk

Inspirational Dog Quotes

“A dog desires affection more than its dinner. Well, almost.” – Charlotte Gray

“I think dogs are the most amazing creatures. They give unconditional love. For me, they are the role model for being alive.” – Gilda Radner

“Opening up your life to a dog who needs a home is one of the most fulfilling things you can do.” – Emma Kenney

“Less people, more dogs” – Anonymous

“Sometimes you don’t need words to feel better, you just ned the nearness of a dog” – Natalie Lloyd

“Those who teach the most about humanity aren’t always human” – Anonymous

“A dog doesn’t care if you’re rich or poor, educated or illiterate, clever or dull. Give him your heart, and he will give you his.” – John Grogan

“Some things just fill your heart without trying” – Anonymous

“It’s never just a dog” – Anonymous

Dogs don’t understand the word “loyalty”, it’s just their way of life” – Anonymous

“My sunshine doesn’t come from the sky
It comes from the love that’s in my dogs eyes.” – Karen Becker

“If your dog doesn’t like someone, you shouldn’t either” – Anonymous

“There is no such thing as a bad dog.
Only bad owners who raise them.” – Anonymous

“Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole” – Roger Caras

“Be the person your dog thinks you are” – C. J. Frick

“Once you had a wonderful dog, a life without one is a life diminished” – Dean Koontz

“You can never go wrong adding a dog to the story” – Jim Butcher

“A dog doesn’t care if you’re rich or poor, educated or illiterate, clever or dull. Give him your heart, and he will give you his.” – John Grogan

“The world would be a nicer place if everyone had the ability to love as unconditionally as a dog.” – M.K. Clinton

“The love of a dog is a pure thing. He gives you a trust which is total. You must not betray it.” – Anonymous

“Whoever said you can’t buy happiness forgot about puppies.” – Anonymous

“If you don’t own a dog, at least one, there is not necessarily anything wrong with you, but there may be something wrong with your life.” – Roger Caras

“Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog’s face he gets mad at you? But when you take him in a car, he sticks his head out the window.” – Steve Bluestone

Cute Dog Quotes

“The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue.” – Anonymous

“A dog is the only thing that can mend a crack in your broken heart” – Judy Desmond

“The best therapist has fur and four legs” – Anonymous

“Dogs and angels are not very far apart” – Charles Bukowski

“Dogs laugh, but they laugh with their tails” – Max Eastman

“A dog is the only thing that loves you more than he loves himself” – Josh Billings

“A house is not a home until it has a dog” – Gerald Durrell

“Dogs’ lives are too short. Their only fault, really.” – Agnes Sligh Turnbull

“Happiness is a warm puppy” – Charles M. Schulz

“Did you know that there are over 300 words for love in canine?” – Gabrielle Zevin

“Pet a dog, and you’ll find a permanent job.” – Franklin P. Jones

“Those who wander with dogs are never lost” – Anonymous

“Why does watching a dog be a dog fill one with happiness?” – Jonathan Safran Foer

“Dogs leave pawprints on our hearts” – Anonymous

“Dogs have a way of finding the people who need them and filling an emptiness we didn’t even know we had.” – Thom Jones

“There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face” – Bernard Williams

“Everyone thinks they have the best dog. And none of them are wrong.” – Anonymous

“The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog” – Ambrose Bierce

“A dogs love can make even the worst days so much better” – Anonymous

“Love is a four legged word” – Anonymous

“Happiness starts with a wet nose and ends with a tail” – Anonymous

“Keep calm and love dogs” – Anonymous

“One of the happiest sights in the world comes when a lost dog is reunited with a master he loves. You just haven’t seen joy till you have seen that.” – Eldon Roark